April 24, 2006 • 5:46 pm 0
You may have heard it in Team America the movie. This is my version.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world.
One, dick.
Two, pussy (Hokkiens affectionately call it chee b*e).
Three, asshole.
If you do not belong to any of the above, go get a rubber substitute.
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April 23, 2006 • 2:03 pm 0
Jedi Elections podcast. A little pardody by Mr Brown and Mr Miyagi.
Remember kids/adults/elders/dogs/cats , don't discuss politics during this period.
Wait the gahmen spank you.
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April 19, 2006 • 9:57 pm 0
This is the best instant noodles to hit our shores. First tried them out during last year’s food fair. ( Go on the last day, loads of bargains, I bought so much there is still some uneaten)
The texture of the noodles is somewhat similar to those you find in Hongkong, or any good noodle place here. Thin, fine and crunchy. Now that they are availabe in all good supermarkets, you guys can have your fine noodle fix right at home.
*Sorry no pics of the noodles cooked. The stomach refused and polished the noodles in no time.*
April 18, 2006 • 10:03 pm 3
my pimp-ish looking desktop
Enough of zhnging your car. Time to zhng your desktop. Courtesy of theory.isthereason . There are other LV monograms here.
And a certain Miss J took it a little too far.
LV boxers~!?
*I'm selling the boxers for 3 bucks. Bought in HK. Don't worry, crotch smell removed. Interested parties please email me.*
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April 15, 2006 • 10:41 pm 2
The later you sleep, the bigger the moon gets.
The moon seems to be a nice place to be on. Cold, rocky and void of emotions. All I need is NASA to send me a one way ticket. I promise not to finish the cheese.
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April 12, 2006 • 11:28 am 0
"Orgh(some vietnamese name, I couldn't get it)…. Orgh…Orgh.." Some vietnamese student was shouting from across the block towards my room's direction. Apparently he was trying to get the attention of his friend below my level. This went on for a good 20 seconds.
Use the damn msn or hp? Oh I forgot, the Viet congs use tunnels.
During such a stressful period, irritating shouting like this makes everyone wanna mustard gas the Vietnamese students.
There is going to be a fire drill within the next few hours. I hope they have the common sense to get out into the open and not go tunnelling.
*Opens the drawer and prepares canisters of mustard gas*
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• 11:04 am 0
Divine intervention is needed for my just concluded computing practical exam. Perhaps going to the mosque this Friday, church this Sunday and temple on Saturday might help. Sucks to not be in control of your fate.
Lab scams. I just sat in 2 hours of lab pretending to be busily involved. In actual fact, I already had a copied lab report in my bag. Handing in too early will arouse suspicions. So I waited. And waited. And waited. To make it believable, you had to wait for some to finish, blend in and hand in the report together.
Unethical lab reporting. But seriously, labs just kill one's interest in the subject.
Who wants to go Phuket. I need to go somewhere.
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April 11, 2006 • 7:46 am 0
Just as I thought I was gathering momentum on my studies, it all fell back onto my face. I just don't feel like anymore. Deja vu. Whatever attributed to my gross grades last semester is doing it again.
It doesn't get any better eh.
What are you up to fruitcake? If you're sick with your life, do something about it. Don't whine. And yes you had to do it. That's a spit on my face. No one spits on thy face cos I swear on your fuck face genes that I'm going to pummel your ego and face so bad, even the vultures refuse to claim.
I rarely mean it when I curse. But this time I mean it. So here it is, for good measure,
Nah Bei Chee Bye.
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April 9, 2006 • 7:44 pm 0
Sweatshop in our sunny island
Contrary to popular belief, Classifieds can be quite a read. The ad above is proof.
Imagine terms of your contract looking like this: Low pay! No off! Work on weekends!
Yes, don't start cursing. Don't complain. That is what we ugly Singaporeans expect from our maid. Why can't our employer expect the same. That's because they are more civilised. They see the need to respect their employees by virtue that they are humans. So much for being a developed city and having a world class airline. Our attitude here certainly stinks.The way I see it, most households here are no different from sweatshops.
On a lighter note, this is what my maid ad would be.
Live/ Webcast Interview. Don't know where Lucky Plaza is. Sexually confused( A less horny maid equates less trouble). Can teach math & science(Save tuition fees). Anorexic but energetic(Less food intake without compromising chores). Painting of maid in her full glory allowed. Oil paints and canvas not included. (Go figure. Hint: chia, p@p).
Chia Maids 6987 6543.
For a law cum human rights activist point of view, read Miss J's take on this here.
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