1. My butt freezes whenever in contact with toilet seats.
2. Beef is cheaper than chicken.
3. Poinsettias are for real.
4. Hard water had me scrubbing and scrubbing, thinking I still had soap on.
5. Elections are way interesting.
6. Petrol prices are higher than Singapore’s.
7. Kenyans think seafood is poisonous.
8. All straight hair you see are fake.
9. You will never catch a Kenyan man wearing shorts.
10. Black sushi chefs simply made my day.
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